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WASHINGTON, D.C. — A recent study has found that dead people, especially those who have been expired for over a year, are not paying as much in federal income tax as their living counterparts.

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DES MOINES, IA — What started out as a photograph of a long-unlaundered gym sock lying on an apartment floor has been so thoroughly altered by Josh Marshall, 25, of Des Moines, that it is no longer re

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RICHMOND, VA -- In what has been described by local and national officials as "possibly the most astounding flatulatory event in all of recorded history," pilot William Harper, 41, of Richmo

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DULUTH, MN — Julianne Cearly, President and sole employee of her newly self-founded greeting card company, Clearly Cearly Cards, received a rejection letter yesterday from Julianne Cearly, the preside

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Walking straight into a plate glass door doesn’t automatically make you a freak. However, it appears that you have a textbook case of impact-induced door anxiety. Don’t worry…IIDA doesn’t last forever

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Its amazing the hilarity that can be inspired by some random picture!

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LOUISVILLE, KY — For over a week, a state construction crew has been tirelessly constructing absolutely nothing along a half-mile stretch of Glendale Road, near Fern Creek park. Although the project l

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This particular award ceremony involved a.) breakfast, and b.) standing up in front of everybody and reading the story I’d written. Now, I am all in favor of (a.), but as for (b.), I’d sooner lock mys

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RICHMOND, VA — In what has been described by local and national officials as “possibly the most astounding flatulatory event in all of recorded history,” pilot William Harper, 41, of Richmond broke wi

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Most of the unwitting youngsters are ushered straight into the very pits of hell, sent first to languish in the gallows of purgatory before being consumed by the infernal flames of the underworld.

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The U.S. military once spent $23,000 on a roll of paper towels for an employee lounge in the Pentagon. Money well spent?

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“Joe the Plumber” announced this morning he would be leaving the plumbing business altogether to open up a hamburger shop here in his hometown after John McCain accidentally called him "Wurzenbur

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Turns out the liberals were absolutely right about global warming all along, except that it’s going on entirely in their heads.

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