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If you want a little brother, kill your dad and f*ck your mother.Sex is a sensation
s*x is a sensation. It’s about a man’s temptation, putting his location in a woman’s destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration?Sorry, the fuckmachine
Sorry, the fuckmachine is out of order, so f*ck yourself and save a quarter.Hi, I am an alien
Hi, I am an alien and I’ve just transformed into your phone and right now I’am having s*x with your finger. I know you like it, because you’re smiling now!Inspirational SMS | Inspirational SMS
A collection of Inspirational Text MessagesA guy walks up to a girl
A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play magic? She asks: What do you mean? He says: We go to my place, have s*x and than you disappear!Greetings SMS | Greetings SMS
A collection of Greetings SMSI like your style
I like your style. I like your class, but most of all i like your a*s.Brainwave Entrainment Blog
This blog is about brainwave entrainment and how it can be used for various conditions such as depression and anxiety etc.Fuck is good. Fuck is funny
f*ck is good. f*ck is funny. Lots of people. f*ck for money. If you think that. f*ck is funny. f*ck yourself and save your money!Friendship Text Messages | Text messages
There is a treasure chest inside my heart filled with thoughts of you. In my quiet moments, I open it and cherish the friendship we have shared through the years.What is a girl friend?
What is a girl friend? Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.Jokes SMS, Humor | Funny SMS
A collection of funny text messages and jokes. I read on the newspaper that sending text messages causes a radiation that is cancerous. That's why I have decided to stop - to stop reading newspapersSex is like pizza. When its good
s*x is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its Still pretty goodValentines Day Greetings To Remember
Make this years valentines day greetings ones to remember. Everyone knows that February the 14th is the most romantic day of the year, so why not make it romantic by doing things right. Let&#..Send Anonymous Email and Messages - Conveniently and Affordably
An anonymous email and text messaging service is an easy to use and a human-friendly service. It lets you express freely without having to worry about getting exposed.This program will automatically
This program will automatically enlarge your pe*is. Now starting…beep 6 5 for 3…..beep 2 1….Sorry no pe*is found!
