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Relationship, Competition and the Real Winner
Competition is ruining the world. Where there is a winner there will inevitably be a loser. Losers tend to get pissed and get back at the winner. Where does this all end?WTF of the Week: Roman Polanski Supporters
If you think getting a 13 year old drunk and raping her is just fine, Roman Polanski needs you to sign his petition to fight extradition into this country.Our Shadows Talk About Mackenzie Phillips
MacKenzie Phillips went on Oprah and said she had consensual sex with her father John Phillips. a therapist needs to be whipped until bloody for the inappropriate use of the word 'consent'.A Shadow Wedding
Couples create a silent marriage of shadows. If you aren't talking and prioritizing your relationship, you will crash and burn in a firey inferno. Or so says my Chicken Little shadow.Celebrity Smackdown: The Perez and Madonna Shadows
Why do we hate the haters? If you react to the people who hate then their is a shadow in you that is Perez Hilton. But the better question is, what color is the shadows hair?Shadows of a Parent
Parenting brings out the best and worst of all of us. Sometimes the worst comes with handcuffs and an orange jumper. Wouldn't it be a good idea to figure out your shadows before that happens?The Shadow
A shadow is like a secret identity. Superheros and villians all wrapped up in your own little body. Fun, no?WTF of the Week: Big Fat Baby
Woman in Indonesia has a 19.2 lb baby. The afterbirth was used to feed two villages and there were leftovers for sandwiches the next day. WTF?!Food and Therapy
Mindless eating and why go to therapy when you are already happy are the questions asked and answered on CoupleDumb. Sort of feel like eating some cheetos now and this is why you stay in therapy.Yoda: Jedi Master of Language
Words have power and your language is like a weapon. Kind of like nunchucks. If you don't use them right you can give yourself a concussion.Celebrity Smackdown: Kanye, Of Course
When you think of the voice of a generation, do you envision an ass wearing slit sunglasses who whines like a little boy who had his toy broken?PeePee, Caca and the F-bomb
Kids say the darndest things. If we teach them better words at least it will be eloquent when they talk about urine and fecal matter.What U Said?
Choosing the right words is like choosing the perfect wine without the headache and drunkeness.Emmy's Pre-Post
Emmy Predictions!!! Come on over and see our live Emmy Night Blogging! We promise irreverance and laughs.Your Own Music Montage
Fill up your I-pod with CoupleDumb's music choices to take on the world not the fluffy music you hear at the Olympics.Sex and Music
Maybe the Christians had it right. Music elicits all sorts of funny feelings in the private parts. However, that's what makes it so much fun!Celebrity Smackdown: Wussy Musicians
The most important thing they mention is that John Mayer is a douche and that James Blunt is a punishment from the Brits for the Revolutionary War.Music and Grey Hair
Should we be forced as parents to listen to the crap music they make for kids just ? Or should we subject them to our music and make them listen to stuff that makes little sense today?CoupleDumb's List of Dysfunctional Music
What music scores your life? If it's any of the crap on this list you are probably living in a soap opera.WTF of the Week: Can anybody work for the government?
Can any idiot work for the government? WTF? Apparently, yes.Bring Out Your Dead
CoupleDumb is talking about grandparents and entitled it 'Bring out your dead'. You put it together.The Making of a Grandparent
No one is born a grandparent. Old people just develop the ability to make cookies and disregard what a childs real parent says.Celebrity Smackdown : Hollywood Grandparents
Candi Spelling is to Grandparents what Charles Manson is to party clowns; just BAD!A Box Full of Grandparent Love
Grandparent's Day is on Sunday! You know those people that would hide you from your parents when they were going to kill you?Special Labor Day WTF : The Reaction to the President
The President wants to address our kids to brainwash them. Yep, and Santa is going to kidnap your kids and sell them to the circus.WTF of the Week: Jabba or K-Fed
K-Fed, or K-Fat as he will now be known, has packed on the pounds and is a living example that all play and no work makes Kevin a fat boy.Ask questions or face Paul’s wrath
Where else but CoupleDumb can you read about Marriage Equality, God, Children and Dungeons and Dragons in one post?It’s not sex. It’s a merger.
Compromise in marriage is like negotiating with a terrorist. But your spouse has a bomb strapped to their chest.Don’t Fuck With the Mouse – Part 2
Disney is offering up Miley Cyrus as a role model for our little girls. We say we'll take our chances and have our kids idolize Courtney Love instead.God does not want your cherry
God is the Creator of all that is seen and unseen. He doesn't care if you lose your virginity in the back seat of a car.
