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Striking eBay sellers seeking someplace to sell their goods are finding a cool reception by the very flea markets they abandoned some years ago.

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The duo announced their plans to run under a new political party that stands "against gay people, abortion and anybody that doesn't speak English."

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As news of Tom Brady's self-imposed challenge spread, bookies in Las Vegas reacted quickly, dropping the line on Sunday's big game by two points.

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Sylvester Stallone announced his endorsement of John McCain and blew up Romney's "Mitt Mobile" with a makeshift explosive device to illustrate his support.

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The popular support group hasn't officially endorsed anyone on the national level since running a television ad campaign for Gerald Ford in 1974.

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In an attempt to stimulate a lagging economy, Ppresident Bush is proposing to eliminate all taxes "currently paid by persons here in America."

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The dramatic introduction of the iTurtleneck capped a year of speculation among Mac lovers who left last year's Macworld Expo a bit disappointed.

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Both have abandoned the racist smears and sexist swipes, but whereas Obama favors an intervention approach, Clinton's plan is much more aggressive.

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One of Hollywood's most closely guarded secrets was undone when a production assistant on the film revealed the exact nature of the monster.

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Political pundits note that Barack's challenge to Hillary is the first of its nature since the big Mondale-Reagan break-off of 1984.

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Rather than cancel the game altogether, the Super Bowl may be played in private at an undisclosed location, and the winner announced during a press conference.

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According to Sony, the implants allow consumers to hear the music they've purchased, but will prevent unauthorized listening from anyone else.

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Political pundits laud Thompson's decision, saying the money he'll save on gas alone will give him the opportunity to buy an extra attack ad or two.

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The game involves an older sibling sitting on top of a younger sibling and then forcing the younger child to pummel him or herself, often in the face.

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Huckabee brushed off the concerns of his fellow Republicans and made the announcement at the annual "Lock Up The Gays" rally in Central Park.

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According to Middle East Terror Holdings Unlimited, the first phase of the marketing push includes both a new slogan and the introduction of a new mascot.

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According to a series of late 2006 memos, among those destroyed was the one where the guy came into the hospital with the bomb in his chest.

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The search for life in the Vice President was called off this summer after his internal heart-regulating device was discovered to be malfunctioning.

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All squashes have been removed from the White House Thanksgiving, and any Americans who "consider themselves patriotical" are urged to do likewise.

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Reaction from world leaders has been mixed, with some calling for Bhutto's continued exile, while others are requesting copies of the tape.

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Marketed under the model name IoVac XLP, the iVacuum features exclusive Clean'n'Chat technology, and a three-stage filtration system.

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