Number 2 guy says, “I spent a ton too. My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures.”

The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

Yo mama’s so old, she remembers the grand canyon as a ditch.

Today I’m gonna be publishing some really funny humour and I will expect you guys to read it and comment!