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Hollywood accepts Presidential cabinet position
After numerous moving performances by Hollywood celebrities during the inaugural ceremonies, President Obama offered Hollywood the last unfilled cabinet position.Tiger Woods bails out General Motors
Following the cancellation of his $7 million Buick endorsement contract, Tiger Woods announced his plan to rescue General Motors from financial ruin.Wii 2009 simulates playing video game
The latest release of Nintendo Wii received a warm reception this week from gaming enthusiasts during its unveiling.New Kids on the Block postpones reunion tour to accompany da
The reunion tour of the New Kids on the Block has been put on hold as several of the New Kids have committed to taking their children to see the Jonas Brothers.Adopted Jonas Brother often hidden from public
Friends and acquaintances of the Jonas family recently learned of the family s adopted fourth brother, 44 year-old Maurice.O.J. Simpson s search for real killer confined to smaller ar
Since the 1994 murder of his ex-wife, O.J. Simpson has been searching the world for those responsible.Larger ‘World s Largest Office Party discovered in China
Organizer s of Cincinnati s World s Largest Office Party grew concerned this week after learning that the actual largest office party in the world has been discovered in Shanghai, China.Plaxico Burress graduates from Chris Henry University
New York Giants Wide Receiver Plaxico Burress graduated with high honors this week from the prestigious Chris Henry University.Obama family selects John McCain s puppy as White House dog
After an exhaustive search for a compatible White House pet led by the Obama daughters, the family has selected John McCain s yellow lab Ranger.8 reasons the iPhone totally sucks
If you haven t purchased an iPhone yet, DON T! Resist the temptation. If you already have one, my condolences and it s time to admit to your friends how much it sucks.Bush offers to stick around during transition if necessary
During an initial meeting on the White House lawn with President-Elect Obama, President Bush said if he is needed during the Presidential transition he is committed to being available.8 reasons the iPhone totally sucks
If you haven t purchased an iPhone yet, DON T! Resist the temptation. If you already have one, my condolences and it s time to admit to your friends how much it sucks.Fox News closing operations until 2012 election
Fox News executives announced this week the cable news network will close its doors until the height of the 2012 Presidential campaign.Man Regrets Betting on WWE Wrestling Events
Shane Carlson has gambled regularly on WWE wrestling events for over two years.U.S. Media exhausted from dictating Presidential election
Members of the U.S. media feel relieved at the end of their long and successful campaign.Corpse found wrapped in KEEP AMERICA BEAUTIFUL banner
Workers at the Center for Urban Renewal on Sycamore Street in Over-The-Rhine discovered a corpse in the alley behind the building wrapped in a large KEEP CINCINNATI BEAUTIFUL vinyl bannerSarah Palin entertains family with mean-spirited Tina Fey impersonation
Sarah Palin's family members say they've had a lot of laughs recently at the expense of Tina Fey, star of Saturday Night Live and 30 Rock.Multi-county pumpkin empire now a fading dream
During better economic times Kenny Boyle had dreams of owning three to five bustling pumpkin stands across several Ohio counties.Woman, 89, provides Bengals ball security training
After 89-year-old Blue Ash resident Edna Jester was arrested this week for keeping a teenage neighbor s football, the Bengals organization hired her to provide ball security instruction.George Foreman to appear in first-ever pay-per-view infomerc
In a landmark deal former heavyweight champion boxer George Foreman signed an agreement to appear in a product infomercial to be telecast via pay-per-view.Dallas strip club industry concerned about possible loss of
he four game suspension of Adam Pacman Jones this week came as a blow to Dallas area strip club owners that were counting on the troubled player as a steady revenue stream.Oprah to pay everyone s mortgage
Millions of Americans rejoiced this week after popular TV personality Oprah Winfrey announced plans to pay all future mortgage payments for every home owner in the United States.Annual Telemarketer Awards rudely interrupted with attractiv
The keynote speaker at this year’s prestigious Telemarketer Awards ceremony was disrupted by an ill-timed phone call from CitibankTom unhappy with new Facebook design
Myspace co-founder Tom Anderson along with millions of other Facebook users has expressed frustration with the recent Facebook redesign.Fiddle Hero popular among Kentucky gamers
This week s highly anticipated release of Fiddle Hero is expected to be the most successful launch of a Kentucky targeted video game in history.Women gaining weight to fit into trendy plus-size fashions
As new plus-size clothing lines are rapidly introduced to the market, women across America are gaining weight faster than ever to suitably fill out the plentiful plus-size styles.People not missing demand fair share of milk carton exposure
The National Dairy Council met this week with a group representing Americans who are not missing. The group seeks to increase the milk carton appearances of people who are not missing.USC to replace Bengals in AFC North
The University of Southern California was named by NFL officials this week as the replacement for the Cincinnati Bengals in the AFC North division.Embarrassing typo spoils Olympic Heroes celebration
America s Olympic athletes were formally welcomed home this week during a ceremony organized by the U.S. Olympic Committee.Chris Henry changes name to Chad Johnson
Following the Chad Jonson s widely reported name change to Ocho Cinco, Cincinnati Bengal Wide Receiver Chris Henry announced he has taken steps to legally change his name to Chad Johnson.
