Visit the hot nuns at Our Lady of the Blessed Vajj.

Prejean’s pubis pillorying provided endless pooty jokes for late night pundits. They hypocrite-o-meter redlined when it was revealed “the worst mistake of her life” was not a

Trump advised Prejean to, “Pursue a career in porn.” Not the guidance Miss Ex Cali was hoping for from the comb-over comeback kid.

Prophet, flesh peddler, ordained minister.

Two problems were presented Prejean's pimps: (1) Miss Ex Cali's ex was not willing to be an accomplice in the beauty queen's manufactured, revisionist history by lying about her age.

Carrie Prejean's tits are one step closer to sainthood. Under the Catholic Canon law reform of 1983, in lieu of martyrdom, one miracle is required of the candidate for beatification. Ex Ms.

Perhaps debut of the Vivid sex tape coinciding with debut of Leave it to Lamas was not intended to benefit Shauna Sands, alone: it may well have been orchestrated to benefit both actors.

Carrie Prejean's sex tape is so graphic that muckraker gossip rag, TMZ, refused to release it for public consumption.

Disgraced former Miss Cali and Virgin Mary channeler, Carrie Prejean, gets to keep her tits . . . and her sex tape.

“I, Lorenzo Lamas, will not seek custody of my minor children with Shauna Sand. Even in the event of a release of a sex tape with her and her boyfriend.”

ASUS Independent was formed several years ago by a former ASUS technical support associate who wanted to offer ASUS motherboard users more in-depth service than could be offered on the largely un-mod

Telegenic Phyllis Shlafly zygote, CARRIE PREJEAN, was given another podium this week from which to espouse her bigoted, fascist Christian ideals. Conservative women’s group, The Clar

At that very moment, God’s blinding luminous aura emanated from the perky nipples punctuating the prophet’s silicon enhanced boobies; bathing the room with the glow of enlightenme

Paris Hilton heads up Milan's Gay Rights Movement . . . long enough for the barkeep to serve up her Cosmo.

Doing God's work one trick at a time.

While West was verbally bitch slapping VMA winners, a similar drama was unfolding at the US Open Women’s Semi-Final.

As much as I loathe the hypocrisy, intolerance and demagoguery of the GOP, my ledger sheets are a monthly reminder that their repressed and twisted libidos account for a goodly 60% of the broth

While our Las Vegas parish sports the traditional cathedral with flying buttresses and holy roller coaster, it’s the church brothel that distinguishes us from more pedestrian pimp temples.

Hefner claims in divorce papers filed Friday to have paid Conrad $12M subsequent to their separation. Amortized over 9 years that's one very costly Playmate Play-date, Daddy-O.

In the grip of a sugar high, Spears reportedly confused Ron Jeremy with ’super-size-me’ Kevin Federline.

Tiffany Rapture’s Tasty Titty Tuesday. Metropoleis Ministry Mistresses. God’s Handmaidens. 639 Boulder JCT. Las Vegas, NV

One of our new recruits, a former Mormon turned Calvin Klein underwear model, was put on tilt by the abundance of nubile young sex workers and ran amok.

Antics of a haute couture pug.

January 6, 2010, will mark one year since the archbishop’s blessing of MIII Ministries newest parish here in Las Vegas, Our Lady of the Blessed Va-jj. A hybrid church and brothel, O

There were a total of twenty-eight tour “stops” – interviews, book excerpts and guest essays featured on literary websites. Three of these stops were two day affairs.

Trinity Swallows’ Sapphic Twins Thursday. Metropoleis Ministry Mistresses. God's Handmaidens. 639 Boulder JCT. Las Vegas, NV

Q: What’s your most favorite thing to eat for breakfast? A: Let’s not bring the au pair into this. I never dine and dish.

Now that we’ve dispensed with the formalities, it’s down to the business of sex and salvation. Here at MIII Ministries, we believe you cannot have one without the other. People ha

Velez held a prominent rank within the Cali cartel. He counted Gilberto Rodríguez Orejuela amongst his good friends. Velez’s estate sat upon a 100-acre natural game reserve on the Pacifi