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I Like Grapes
I Like Grapes Because Its Boneless. And I Like you Because… You are Brainless Ha..Ha..Ha.. Felt bad? come’on yar, Its just A . Fact.Hi, How are you?
Hi, How are you? Are you free Tomorrow? Can you come to me, Because Tomorrow we are Opening a New “MENTAL HOSPITAL” Admission Free, Special offer for You… ;->My Message to the world
My Message to the world! If you like me, Raise your handsWhat is a girl friend?
What is a girl friend? Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.Sorry, the fuckmachine
Sorry, the fuckmachine is out of order, so f*ck yourself and save a quarter.What is the resemblance between
What is the resemblance between a windscreen wiper and a woman? … When they are wet, they do not squeak any more!If you want a little
If you want a little brother, kill your dad and f*ck your mother.How does a vagina
How does a vagina look before s*x? Like a lovely pink rose! And after s*x? Ever seen a Bulldog eating Mayonaise?Sex is like Math, Add the Bed
s*x is like Math, Add the Bed, Subtract the Clothes, Divide the Legs and Multiply!Do you want to have
Do you want to have s*x with me? For $50! Please please please….I really need the money!Sex, drugs & rock n roll
s*x, drugs & rock and roll, speed weed & birth control, life’s a bitch, then you die, so f*ck the world & lets get high!The first day we met
The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed.Today I’ll know better,so I’ll write it in my letter.In my bed I’ve seen so many faces,so I’ll f*ck you at differentThis program will automatically
This program will automatically enlarge your pe*is. Now starting…beep 6 5 for 3…..beep 2 1….Sorry no pe*is found!That's textual intercourse
Press down……down more……ok……more……yes……ahh…….yes……almost therSex is like pizza. When its good
s*x is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its Still pretty goodMasturbation, don't knock
Masturbation, don’t knock it, it’s s*x with someone I love…Fuck is good. Fuck is funny
f*ck is good. f*ck is funny. Lots of people. f*ck for money. If you think that. f*ck is funny. f*ck yourself and save your money!BEEB! Send this message
BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelieveble s*x tonight! If you break this chain, you’ll never have multiple orgasm again!I like your style
I like your style. I like your class, but most of all i like your a*s.Sex is like NOKIA
s*x is like NOKIA (connecting people) like NIKE (just do it) like PEPSI (ask for more) like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)..A guy walks up to a girl
A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play magic? She asks: What do you mean? He says: We go to my place, have s*x and than you disappear!Boy who go to sleep
Conficious SAY: Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand.Hi, I am an alien
Hi, I am an alien and I’ve just transformed into your phone and right now I’am having s*x with your finger. I know you like it, because you’re smiling now!What is the smallest airplane
What is the smallest airplane in the world,a cunt… Only one man fits in it, he needs to stand, his luggage stays outside and he still gets off .Sex is a sensation
s*x is a sensation. It’s about a man’s temptation, putting his location in a woman’s destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration?Never KISS a lady police
Never KISS a lady police, She will say, hands up. Never KISS a lady doctor, She will say, Next please Always KISS a lady teacher, She will say, repeat it 5 timeMan is the only animal that laughs
“Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps; for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are, and what they ought to be.” William HazlittNo really great man ever
“No really great man ever thought himself so.” William HazlittJingshen is the Mandarin word for
“Jingshen is the Mandarin word for spirit and vivacity. It is an important word for those who would lead, because above all things, spirit and vivacity set effective organizations apart fromTo think ill of mankind, and not
“To think ill of mankind, and not to wish ill to them, is perhaps the highest wisdom and virtue.” William Hazlitt
